Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
Ann: Describe your ideal man.
Leslie: He's dark and mysterious and he can sing, and he plays the organ.
Ann: ...I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera
my tumblr relationships
me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
me: also what is your name
Parks and Recreation
Leslie: The time capsule is a government project, so we need to refrain from corporate promotion and religious items.
Citizen: I think we should put in the bible!
art-books-and-everything: true friendship is still being friends despite being in different hogwarts houses
lesbiandinnnerparty: If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a...
greatbritishcheese: 221books: catbountry: myeyesarehazel: Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.” My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence. My entire life summed up in one sentence. accurate
I like being alone.
buddhacoffee: I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being...
when you feel you have lost everything, you still...
dearscience: books unexpected kindness in strangers the rest of the world to travel languages to learn animals to take care of volunteer work to do the power of a good night’s rest the changing of seasons infinite things to learn billions of people to meet and possibly love billions of people who might love you back
stuck-in-dream-land asked: WHERE DID YOU GET THE WICKED PHONE CASE PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW omfg
mattfoundglory: the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth I DO NOT NEED MORE COLOR IN MY WARDROBE, THANKS.
wewillbel0ved: somente-essa-noite: ...
vampireprom: *PROBLEM BY NATALIA KILLS STARTS PLAYING*
TELL EVERYONE THAT I'M A GOD DAMN #PROBLEM
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
oldfavoritesong: when people you don’t like start watching your favorite show or listening to your favorite singer